At work while you sleep tomorrow’s success is on your desk by yesterday when dreaming of being self-sufficient rest is best way to make haste efficiently effective, effectively efficient.

Out the door on the run much ado to do before done open eye channel surf early grave treadmill running late too young to die shout shower shit shave heart attack cut the fat no more breakfast lunch dinner snack drop off kid marriage ill living will pay the bill pick up phone negotiate guarantee twice the work half the fee line long cancel date contemplate divorce rate make it quick then make them wait so much to prove you’re only halfway through and it’s over before it’s begun and you’re in the grave still running late with much ado to do before done.

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Ladies and Gentlemen distinguished guests excellencies world leaders and heads of state on this most important question of world peace Democracy demands that I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish but if you wish the wish of those who do not agree with our wishes then I must inform you that my people shall use every means at our disposal to make you regret you ever dared wish the wish you now wish to wish. Thank you and may god bless the future widows and orphans of your great country.

And here he is by an imperial decree Rattus Erectus a man among men a man all real men want to be. So quick to cool so slow to heat Victory is his virtue that makes your failure a sin for he knows a winner never quits and a quitter never wins. Yes here is a man for all seasons no matter what the weather your Savior is guaranteed to be smarter faster stronger and better.