So … you’ve finally decided to sell your most valuable asset. YOURSELF. Friend may I ask you a personal question? If you were to sell yourself today do you know how much you would get? And let us remember first impressions DO count. They say that most buyers will make a mental yes or no assessment of your home within the first 7 seconds of viewing your property. And industry research has shown these potential buyers are often persuaded to make their purchases based on the curb appeal of popular areas such as the face, the chest, the butt and the legs. So by remodeling these popular areas with a facelift, tummy tuck, nose job, botox or a boob job along with the delicate refurbishing of your private parts with a penis enlargement or a vaginal rejuvenation you can easily increase your curb appeal and market value by as much as 25%. Now keep in mind it IS a Buyer’s market so you want to give the Impression your property has been well cared for. So remember friend, before you put your property out there on the market and let a potential buyer shop, refinance your mortality rate and get yourself a snip a clip a cut or a lop.