La Bella Figura

La Bella Figura

When Diablitos dance in the Dopamine

October 9, 2006 - 10:40

Blow blow Lava flow hold it in hope no one will know you are not who you used to be. Don’t defend pull the push back nod your head smile and pretend that you can’t feel when diablitos dance in your dopamine.


La Bella Figura

A few small repairs

October 5, 2006 - 10:54

So … you’ve finally decided to sell your most valuable asset. YOURSELF. Friend may I ask you a personal question? If you were to sell yourself today do you know how much you would get? And let us remember first impressions DO count. They say that most buyers will make a mental yes or no assessment of your home within the first 7 seconds of viewing your property. And industry research has shown these potential buyers are often persuaded to make their purchases based on the curb appeal of popular areas such as the face, the chest, the butt and the legs. So by remodeling these popular areas with a facelift, tummy tuck, nose job, botox or a boob job along with the delicate refurbishing of your private parts with a penis enlargement or a vaginal rejuvenation you can easily increase your curb appeal and market value by as much as 25%. Now keep in mind it IS a Buyer’s market so you want to give the Impression your property has been well cared for. So remember friend, before you put your property out there on the market and let a potential buyer shop, refinance your mortality rate and get yourself a snip a clip a cut or a lop.


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Saint Adrian of Nicomedia

September 28, 2006 - 8:00

Blessed Saint Adrian of Nicomedia hallowed be thou name. Bones bones sticks and stones and rotting hair in Catacombs. Blessed be Saint Adrian for the Bomb the Blade the Bullet the Tank the dictator’s bad breath over all our money in the bank and the sweet smell of Death in all things Foul Gross and Rank.


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Black holes have no hair ?

September 27, 2006 - 8:00

Mouth full of fed up arms open wide pull you close I push me aside all day we stay stuck in stay you beg only for what you can spare cheat sneak alibi weak fuck suck then don’t speak too tired to care and who says black holes have no hair?


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Darkness on the face of the Deep

September 25, 2006 - 8:00

You took the fruit thereof and you did eat the lip smack innocence of your progeny. Now the dream is having a nightmare and she pretends not to see in your smile there is but darkness on the face of the deep