Sneak thief tip toe go slow brittle feet creep peep hide and seek in a forward retreat of divided loyalty. Make choice not to choose dig dirt bury proof and a cock will crow before all your chickens have come home to roost. Si io so che siamo tutti peccatori but father forgive me I could not afford to tell the truth. Now it’s a penny for a spool of thread and rags not riches for a snitch in stitches and it’s one more penny for a needle. La Cosa Nostra sacred divine will rise as high as the cost of lie until at last Omerta finds that Pop must go the Weasel.

So … you’ve finally decided to sell your most valuable asset. YOURSELF. Friend may I ask you a personal question? If you were to sell yourself today do you know how much you would get? And let us remember first impressions DO count. They say that most buyers will make a mental yes or no assessment of your home within the first 7 seconds of viewing your property. And industry research has shown these potential buyers are often persuaded to make their purchases based on the curb appeal of popular areas such as the face, the chest, the butt and the legs. So by remodeling these popular areas with a facelift, tummy tuck, nose job, botox or a boob job along with the delicate refurbishing of your private parts with a penis enlargement or a vaginal rejuvenation you can easily increase your curb appeal and market value by as much as 25%. Now keep in mind it IS a Buyer’s market so you want to give the Impression your property has been well cared for. So remember friend, before you put your property out there on the market and let a potential buyer shop, refinance your mortality rate and get yourself a snip a clip a cut or a lop.

Comrades when we sacrifice the weak one by one then this great victory won will be cheap if one by one we can buy one enemy and take another enemy for free.

Thank you … Thank you very much uh … please …. you may be seated. Well uh this sure is some going away party. Gosh … Where DOES the time go ? I mean let me just say at the start I really uh … I’m sorry… Please don’t be nervous I uh guess I’m just a bit emotional today. I mean WOW I can’t believe it ! After all these years I guess I really am retiring! But you see at a time like this words, words hardly seem … adequate I mean I have so many uh memories of this place but you know they say that in life there are drivers and there are passengers and I guess well uh guys like me are just trying to hitch a ride. No really really I know that most of you have known me to be a Big softy, a Loyal Company Man who has spent his whole career at the bottom as a cheerful giver even after I was repeatedly passed over for that promotion that you promised, I mean a promotion I might add , that I worked hard for. But, as all of you know, I can proudly say that I never once missed a day not even after management took away my office and gave it to that new guy.But hey I understand I mean I uh, well lets face it I guess I was of a grade of meat that never quite got tender I mean… that is to say I did not impart that fresh seasoned flavor of a uh choice cut and, and yes I know that a lot of you have even likened me to chopped liver. But folks I did give my life to this… this … Fucking Company and and well uh today with the help of this AK and this 9mm Smith and Wesson I have in my hand there are many of you (and i think you know who you are) who are going to give your life too….so … well … (click) … oh sorry sorry -the safety was on.

You few have taught the sparrow to sing backwards and now he can not hear there is no tune that he can use to make the sound of music in his ear. His useless wings flap frantically underground there beneath the tree where roots confused are now branches that dig only to sprout leaves.